The “world’s largest Ponzi scheme” allegedly perpetrated by Bernard Madoff gets more and more interesting as it unfolds. For those of you that thought that Madoff will spend the rest of his life behind bars….think again! That’s just how bizarre this whole things is becoming.

EDITORIAL NOTE: It is not the policy of The Lang Report to trample on or gloat about the misfortunes of others, especially when it concerns personal struggles with addictions or personal identities. The enclosed story is valid content for TLR because of the hypocrisy shown by Ted Haggard, evidenced by his own words and subsequent downfall.

Do you ever get the feeling, as you watch the nightly parade of elected officials being led away in handcuffs, that these people just don’t give a damn? Keith Olbermann, the unabashed exposer of scumbags everywhere, began a Countdown’s list of the 25 most financially corrupt politicians in this nation’s long, and bribe-filled history. Here is his version, in two parts, of the “25 Low-lifes” we’ve chosen to represent us in our nation’s brief history. (VIDEOs)

The Big 3….America’s car companies have created what appears to be a “no-win” situation. They need money to survive, the United States and the American people need for them to survive — but they have not presented a viable plan other than to beg for a daily repreive from bankruptcy. Oh, and there is more more little thing. We need for them to change everything that has gotten them into this predicament…which means everything!

I can’t help but see the anti-abortion collective as hypocritical because they vehemently fight to save the fetus in the womb of a woman but than rail against any attempts to initiate programs to support children.

And there’s one thing that is often forgotten…..Pro-life does not end at birth!

What if you had the ability to change the rules of “the game” anyway you wanted to ensure that you would win every time? Wouldn’t that be nice? Sure it would as long as you were on the winning team…..but would it be fair? NO WAY! Well, every ten years the boundaries of congressional, state houses and state senate districts are redrawn by the sitting legislature to ensure that they would win re-election!

A University of Texas poll to be released will show a statewide survey of 550 registered voters has one very surprising finding: 23 percent of Texans are convinced that Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama is a Muslim.

It is now being reported that in 1964, then Lieutenant John McCain, was involved in a car crash at the main gate of a Virginia naval base that injured or killed another individual…….AND IT WAS COVERED UP! The Lang Report published an article titled, “John McCain Should Know that People in 13 Glass Houses Shouldn’t Throw Stones” believing that it was a fair bet that McCain has something to hide in his past……and now this may be the “smoking gun.”

As a 21-year old Young Republican in Texas, Karl Rove not only pimped for Richard Nixon’s chief political dirty tricks strategist Donald Segretti but soon caught the eye of the incoming Republican National Committee Chairman, George H. W. Bush. Rove’s dirty tricks on behalf of Nixon’s 1972 campaign catapulted Rove onto the national stage. In his four-decade career in politics, Karl Rove has trained a cadre to attack the opposition, bend every rule and try to win at all costs. Here are five of his top operators who learned the art of the kidney punch from the master of the political dirty trick.

Have you stopped for one moment to think if we really need $700,000,000,000 to bail out the U.S. economy? It has become far too easy to believe what we here from the “suits” in Washington and then blindly follow them wherever they go. All right-thinking people know that we just have to give $700 billion to the Wall Street crew or the economy will collapse….right? MAYBE NOT….think about it.