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Ann Coulter is Back…. Jaw Unwired

By webreporter on Jan 3, 2009 in Featured

COULTER TIED UP Last we heard, it was reported that Ann Coulter’s jaw was wired tightly shut…..almost as if our prayers have been answered. Apparently, no one seems to be sure nevertheless, we all celebrated the joyous occasion.

Well, Ann Coulter is at it again!

Conservative political commentator Ann Coulter says in her new book that Michelle Obama, wife of U.S. President-elect Barack Obama, has questionable style.

Who the F**K is Ann “the BITCH” Coulter to question anyone’s style? And just when you thought she couldn’t summon up anymore audacity!

It seems that in her book, "Guilty: Liberal 'Victims' and their Assault on America," Coulter calls the incoming first lady's style a freakish imitation of the late first lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, the New York Daily News reported Saturday.

"Her obvious imitation of Jackie O's style -- the flipped-under hair, the sleeveless A-line dresses, the short strands of fake pearls -- would have been laughable if done by anyone other than a media-designated saint," Coulter writes about Obama in comparison to Kennedy Onassis, who was the wife of the late U.S. President John F. Kennedy.

The political media pundit had a friendlier take on the wife of Barack Obama's electoral opponent, U.S. Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz.

The Daily News said, according to Coulter's book, Cindy McCain "dressed well without freakishly imitating famous first ladies in history."

Expressing further our contempt for Ann Coulter The Lang Report would like to share the Urban Dictionary’s “50 Definitions for Ann Coulter” beginning with #1:

1) The granddaughter of Adolf Hitler, Ms. Coulter started at a young "girl" playing with toy soldiers, whom she decimated because each one was either Muslim, gay, liberal, or simply "had it coming". She did several hours of selfless volunteer work in high school, aiding in programs in her youth group at Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, the Christian based organization "Focus On The Family", and the prestigious Ku Klux Klan. This lovely woman then excelled onto college at Cornell University, majoring in eugenics. The author of several wonderful books such as "Slander" and "How To Talk To A Liberal (if you must)" are undoubtedly some of America's favorites. She has also started her own religion, Coulterism, where they believe she is Christ coming back in the image of a woman. They use her classic books as their bible.

Actually no. There is only one word to describe this woman (synonyms: see cunt)

Ann Coulter is a neofascist cunt who will basically do anything that goes by if it has a quarter and a penis.

To view all 50 definitions….CLICK HERE