Continuation of the Urban Dictionary's "50 Definitions for Ann Coulter"
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1. Someone I would pay a lot of money to see Mr T donkey punch.
2. The crziest bitch on the planet |
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This right-wing pundit was fired in 1997 from MSNBC for verbally attacking a Vietnam vet on air. She was dropped from The National Review in 2002 for slandering the publication on the national talk show circuit. Coulter went on to write a book titled Slander.
Coulter has drawn fire lately from both conservatives and liberals for her verbal attacks on victims of 9/11, women's groups and Muslims. Ann Coulter is actually a former drag queen from Key West named Pudenda Shenanigans. Ms. Shenanigans was famous for her renditions of “Dude Looks Like a Lady” “I will Survive” and “You Shook Me All Night Long” as well as an extensive Barbra Streisand repertoire. We who used to work with her are concerned for her as well as upset by the vile hatred she has spewed towards her former friends in the gay community. We feel that by bringing the truth to light perhaps Ann will come to grips with her past and change her wicked ways. As Pudenda Shenanigans, she was well known on the drag circuit in Key West. Whether she actually had a full sex change or not is a matter of debate, although her adam’s apple is still visible in photos, under the appropriate light. I fucked Ann Coulter in the ass, hard.
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1. A woman whose politics are devoid of logic, reason, and/or sanity.
2. Dirty republican vundercunt. 3. See douchebag <i>I had a horrible date last night, she turned out to be an Ann Coulter</i>
<i>I had to leave him when he called me Ann Coulter, who would stand for that kind of abuse?<i> |
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A woman who's made a career out of making fun of people who believe in freedom and the Bill of Rights.
Ann Coulter wielded the strap-on while Pat Robertson slumped beneath her sturdy thighs, his fingers grasping a .45 and the King James Bible, as they chanted in tandem "kill them all."
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Jerry Falwell with better legs. A venomous moonbat who churns out hate sludge that is consumed by dumb nationalists who don like ta think, but like to have their opinions/hatred validated. Ann Coulter writes the same book over and over, but her readers don't seem to notice, and repeatedly turn over that $23 they earned driving the Doritos truck. This woman has praised everything from Joseph McCarthy to apartheid and is a stain and embarrassment to Conservativism.
"Hitler looks kind of hot in that picture."
"That's not the fuhrer, it's Ann Coulter!" |
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a conservitive women who wrote a book called "How to talk to a Liberal if you must".Its a pretty easy book to read and it doesent come up with any new political ideas or things that are revalutionary instead it just bashes democrats like Hitler bashed the jews,gypsys,soviets,blacks,ect in his book mein kampf.it is not uncommon for a conservitive to make slandours remarks about a political party(Aberham lincon used to this alot untill he was chalenged to a duel by a political oppenet then he became "honest abe"). this conservitive women also seems to be consumed by her own ideas or her conservitive viewpoint she either has a an extremely large EGO or and extremly large Super Ego. i suggest she sees a therapist(shes crazy)
read mein kampf and then read her book
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The person that Satan looks to for inspiration.
On The Today Show, Ann Coulter blamed migranes, the destruction of Pompeii, and the extinction of the wooly mammoth on liberals.
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Someone who is not a nice person. Someone who does not value human life and has no problem calling for the murder of other human beings. Someone who is a fascist bitch and pig who kissed George Bush's ass and calls it ice cream.
Ann Coulter gives fascists and Nazis a bad name.
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A foamy-mouthed screech owl with a heart of rotten apple and a brain shaped like a swastika. Jerry Falwell with better legs.
Ann Coulter's superpower is turning hate into money.
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A fascist bitch demagogue and troublemaker whose violent hatred and bigotry gives Christianity a bad name just like the Middle Eastern terrorists give Islam a bad name. She became a millionaire by peddling screeds of hatred against religious and ethnic minorities, Islam, gays, and of course , "liberals" (that is, people who don't agree with her sick, twisted satanic philosophy). If you read excerts from her books you can see that she is a violent, extremely hateful psychotic. If you've had history class in college you can see she is similar to Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, and also Slobodan Milosevic - the son-of-a-bitch. She advocates violence against her targets of hatred. She is dangerous. She often has a wild hateful look in her eyes. She needs to be admitted in an asylum and sedated. She is crazy.
Bill: Look at Tony! He's reading that Ann Coulter book again.
George: Tony can't think for himself. He follows any guru who claims to be a Christian. Ain't nothing Christian about Ann Coulter. She's just a plain bitch. |
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A bimbo who can state unreliable facts.
Good persuasive speaker however makes several errors on national television. If she really is conservative, then she would not be stating facts as a liberal. Liberals uprise facts that are being hidden in society, conservatives should not act in such manner. She is condescending to the conservatives because when she speaks about political views, its not really even apparent what side she is on. Undeniably selfish for the attention. Hates the "french- speaking" canadians, likes "english- speaking" canadians, then all of a sudden "canada should be happy we allow them to exist". So she likes them, but wants to take them over? "Yes but no". She cannot make up her mind. Close minded, wronfully facted, bimbo- looking: Oh! Ann Coulter!
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like her face, the words and ideas that come out of her mouth are, for the most part, repulsive and disgusting. i like to think of her as the paris hilton of politics - ie; the only reason she's really famous is because she does/says crazy and outrageous things. there is a reason she gets booed off stages and chased away from podiums with pies. (psst...it's because she's a cold heartless bitch)
ann coulter is crazy.
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A know-it-all bitch.
Ann Coulter is a bitch.
Really? I thought she was a cunt. |
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Bitch.
Karl Rove's burlesque-show whore Speaks poison to unwitting neoconservatives. The floozy whose dispicability unites both Liberals and Moderate Conservatives. Thank you Miss Coulter. Ann Coulter is the ugly face of the neoconservatives.
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Synonymous with the expression "Swift Boat." To insult, assassinate the character of. To spew insults in the form of hateful remarks, such as: "We need someone to put rat poison in Justice Steven's creme brulee." To utter bare-faced lies using a most unpleasant imitation of a Connecticut "élite valley-girl" drawl. Of course, someone should put poison in HER creme brulee, but, because she is a skinny bitch, she'd probably just vomit it out along with all her other hate-spew.
The Fox News pundits constantly Ann Coulter Democrats and Liberals.
I feel quite dejected. I've been Ann Coulter-ed by my girlfriend. |
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Scifiscientists in North Korea have successfully cloned one of these pieces of pond scum.
They have named it "CLUNT". "Me nam iss Weedo Fookyoo.
We mak fellow Mellican hateress inna doll form. We use grapfroot for adam apull. Mellican call ting ann coulter. We call new ting CLUNT after original." |
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people like her are ruining america. how are we supposed to have a great society when she goes on about how one whole half of the population is stupid. if she wants whats best for america she should allow both sides to argue and find the best solution
it is mindboggling to understand how anyone takes ann coulter seriously
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Ann Coulter is just a young Bill O' Reilly with tits. (or is Bill O' Reilly just and old Ann Coulter with a dick) This blathering idiot is well past the help that normal
anti-depressant's are able to provide. Yes, the only things that could help this loathesome, insane and pompous creature are a constant supply of methaqualone or a full frontal lobotomy. On November 8, 2006 Ann Coulter claimed in her nationally syndicated column. "The Democratic Party made pathetic gains in the November 7 midterm elections".
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A rather unpleasant woman who appears on talk shows and spouts average conservative talking points with a healthy dose of invective and vitriol. She also writes books of questionable originality with more of the same. Coulter thrives on attention and is best ignored.
Person 1: Ann Coulter is coming to campus! Let's protest
Me: No, let's ignore her. Then she loses her power. |
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One ANGRY transsexual. Makes a pile of money from spewing venom all over anyone and anything disagreeing with her Hitlerian world views. That she is so rich for spreading so much hate is proof that there is no God. Or at least no JUST God.
Ann Coulter: An adams apple means nothing!
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An ann counler or simply a coulter, Someone, particularly or usually a woman who is so ugly on the inside that it shows on the outside. Also a term for rotting fruit as often fruit rots from the inside out. A bitter or personality challenged person/woman.
Person 1: Ewww, did you see her? She looks like she swallowed a whole barrel of lemons, she looks like ann coulter...
Person 2: Yeah a real coulter Med Student 1: How was that open ass surgery...the coulter hemorriods we had to watch being extracted? |
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1. A crazy-arsed bitch out of hell who bashes democrats the same way the KKK does blacks, Hispanics, Jews, and homosexuals. Also drawing fire from both parties for calling John Edwards a 'faggot', then claiming it was only a 'joke.
2. A racist, close-minded homophobe who has been fired from a few places and who has pissed off many people. 3. The process of being a stupid bitch. Betty: Did you hear what Lucy said about gay people in class the other day?
Stan: She's such an Ann Coulter. Betty: She said it was just a joke. Stan: She and her stupid-arse politics are the joke. Here's hoping she never takes over the country or it will be a fascist free-for-all |
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The undisputed queen of cunts.
O man, my girlfriend was totally acting like an ann coulter today.
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The fucking anti-Christ. Proof of the coming of the end of the world. She is a cunt in every sense of the word.
Ann Coulter is a cunt.
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An honest, witty, intelligent and insightful conservative writer who effectively communicates the right-wing message and proves that liberals are wrong about everything... just kidding!
Ann Coulter called Katie Couric "the affable Eva Braun of morning TV" just because she's jealous that Katie is 4 years older and 10 inches shorter yet 20 times hotter than her.
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The bitchiest conservative on the planet. The greatest example of someone who would have no sympathy from the world if she was raped or murdered. She will rot in hell with Satan. She is an axis of evil, and is probably on a mock-up Playboy poster of every hard core condervative old man (and some chicks) in America. She hurt Elizabeth Edwards really bad during an interview with Chris Matthews And if John wins the election, I'm sure the first thing he'll do is have her sentanced to death (or that's what I would do.)
Picture a mix of Holly from the Girls next Door, Bill O'Reilly, Hitler, and Jerry Farwell. There you go. That's Ann Coulter.
Don't sue me if you ahve nightmares the rest of your life. |
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A fascist bitch demagogue and troublemaker whose violent hatred and bigotry gives Christianity a bad name just like the Middle Eastern terrorists give Islam a bad name. She became a millionaire by peddling screeds of hatred against religious and ethnic minorities, Islam, gays, and of course , "liberals" (that is, people who don't agree with her sick, twisted satanic philosophy). If you read excerts from her books you can see that she is a violent, extremely hateful psychotic. If you've had history class in college you can see she is similar to Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, and also Slobodan Milosevic - the son-of-a-bitch. She advocates violence against her targets of hatred. She is dangerous. She often has a wild hateful look in her eyes. She needs to be admitted in an asylum and sedated. She is crazy.
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A bitch who enjoys 2 girls 1 cup and gets off to 4 girls fingerpaint. She bashes Liberals and non-Christians for no apparent reason apart from inflating her own ego. A little-known fact is that she's a succubus, albeit an ugly one with a huge Adam's Apple because she used to be an incubus. She wrote a shitty book that no one read, because her supporters are too stupid to read. Her book is known in Germany as Mein Kampf.
That Ann Coulter should be hanged, drawn, and quartered. Each of the four quarters should be quartered as well and fed to piranhas. Whatever's left should serve four consecutive life sentences.
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n. Psychobitch.
A depressing case of mindfucking, baseless, and hate-oriented propaganda. Logic does not apply. Ann Coulter raped Hitler's dead body...and only she knows where it is.
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An amoral horse-faced harpy who frequently spews outrageous hate speech in order to profit from those that the nation's schools tragically failed. Also known to invoke Christianity despite the fact that Jesus would not hesitate to repeatedly back a truck over her.
"Ugh! That was pretty Ann Coulter of you to eat your own young..."
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The combined mucosal/fecal secretion that usually accompanies a bad case of hemorrhoids. The presence of Ann Coulter is usually preceded by insatiable itching and anal sphincter tissue inflamation. The presence of Ann Coulter should not be confused with the presence of Santorum although both terms could be easily interchangeable in casual conversation.
"Oh shit (literally), my hemorrhoids are so bad right now that I'm feeling that unclean feeling of Ann Coulter. Got any baby wipes on ya?"
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Only non-lethal in small doses, Ann Coulter is the revolutionary new laxitive* from CuntCo. When you seriously need to blow it out your ass, call CuntCo.
*Warning, side effects may include, explosive diarrhea, projectile vomiting, severe uncontrollable laughter/urination, oily flatulence, Cerebral hemmorhage, and heart failure. Gee honey, I haven't shit for a week, I'm starting to get worried, Do we have any Ann Coulter in the cupboard?
Here Jack, but remember just a little bit. Your brother Bill took twice the dosage and exploded in his clothes. That Ann Coulter is some high powered bullshit. |
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A vile toxic garbage cunt
Ann Coulter fucks Sean Hannity with her ten inch cock.
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A vile, pernicious, toxic, disgusting, venomous, rat-brained uber-bitch who gives the epithet "cunt" a bad name.
a.k.a. #1 - The pure hell that can be inflicted on society when a planned trans-gender assignment is botched through medical incompetence (check that Adam's Apple - it's as big as a friggin' b-ball). a.k.a. #2 - The pea-brained illicit love child of Adolf Hitler and Ayn Rand. 'Slander' = 'Mein Kampf' v. 2006. a.k.a. #3 - The brown residue that occasionally adheres stubbornly to your toilet bowl refusing to wash down the drain even after repeated flushings. "Honestly Honey, can you just once go to the throne without leaving those disgusting Ann Coulters behind you?"
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Satan Reincarnate. A waste of life and a worthless bag of bones full of shit up to its eyeballs.
"It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 - except Goldwater in '64 - the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted."
- Ann Coulter ...yeah...she said that.... |
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A fascist bitch demagogue and troublemaker whose violent hatred and bigotry gives Christianity a bad name just like the Middle Eastern terrorists give Islam a bad name. She became a millionaire by peddling screeds of hatred against religious and ethnic minorities, Islam, gays, and of course, "liberals" (that is, people who don't agree with her sick, twisted satanic philosophy). If you read excerts from her books you can see that she is a violent, extremely hateful psychotic. If you've had history class in college you can see she is similar to Hitler, Mussolini,Tojo, and also Slobodan Milosevic - the son-of-a-bitch. She advocates violence against her targets of hatred. She is dangerous. She often has a wild hateful look in her eyes. She needs to be admitted in an asylum and sedated. She is crazy.
Bill: Look at Tony! He's reading that Ann Coulter book again.
George: Tony can't think for himself. He follows any guru who claims to be a Christian. Ain't nothing Christian about Ann Coulter. She's just a plain bitch. |
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A fascist bitch demagogue and troublemaker whose violent hatred and bigotry gives Christianity a bad name just like the Middle Eastern terrorists give Islam a bad name. She became a millionaire by peddling screeds of hatred against religious and ethnic minorities, Islam, gays, and of course , "liberals" (that is, people who don't agree with her sick, twisted satanic philosophy). If you read excerts from her books you can see that she is a violent, extremely hateful psychotic. If you've had history class in college you can see she is similar to Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, and also Slobodan Milosevic - the son-of-a-bitch. She advocates violence against her targets of hatred. She is dangerous. She often has a wild hateful look in her eyes. She needs to be admitted in an asylum and sedated. She is crazy.
Bill: Look at Tony! He's reading that Ann Coulter book again.
George: Tony can't think for himself. He follows any guru who claims to be a Christian. Ain't nothing Christian about Ann Coulter. She's just a plain bitch |
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1. Ann Coulter is a ridiculously right-wing person, probably the most vile, vitriolic woman to ever have been allowed any amount of air-time on national television (except perhaps Roseanne), and most likely the anti-Christ. A number of books have been crapped out by this "woman" (I tend to think of her as a horse with makeup), none of which bear any resemblance to reality.
2. A generic term for a horrible, horrible person. 1. Try not to stare, dear, that woman can't help it - she's Ann Coulter.
2. So, you're racist, sexist, stupid, and Republican? Gosh, what an Ann Coulter. |
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A Rush Limbaugh wannabe. A highly conservative bitch who dresses like a hooker, and writes about her view that all liberals are evil (there's bad liberals, sure, but there's a slew of bad conservatives, too), and bashes the likes of Bill Clinton and other liberals... and she supports her fellow anti-Equal Rights crusader, Phyllis Schlafly. Both of these women need some major counseling... and a good whack in the face.
Anita Bryant- bad
Ann Coulter- evil Bill O' Reilly- evil Condolezza Rice- bad George W. Bush- evil Mel Gibson- bad Rush Limbaugh- evil |
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a political humorist
Ann Coulter says that liberals hate America more than the Islamic terrorists do.
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Named one of the smartest women alive by a U.S. judge, her logical and well researched arguments strike a profound fear in the heart of left-wing America. Usually targeted by the moronic left with name calling instead of ideas. See CNN, CBS News, and SNL.
Liberals respond to her statements with ad hom attacks, such as "skank" or "fascist" - due to their own lack of intellect. Most recent example was a student at UT who mooned her, flipped her off, and grabbed his crotch after losing an argument. He was an Arab and a liberal. See all the thumbs down for this definition? Those serve as a tally for the total number of liberals who are afraid of this woman. Ann Coulter wins every argument.
Ann Coulter scares liberals. |
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Very Pretty Political Analyst, writes very good books, well educated, Graduated from Cornell and got her law degree from University of Michigan. Coulter is right on most issue, she is very conservative and understands the problems with liberalism in America.
Ann Coulter is giving an interview tonight.
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Best understood as the conservative version of Michael Moore. She is a multiple best-selling author and columnist, a Cornell graduate, and was involved in the Clinton sex scandal. Coulter leaked the fact that Paula Jones was able to correctly identify Bill Clinton's bent penis. She did this to forestall a settlement. Coulter hates liberals and the New York Times. She loves God and conservatism.
Coulter's first major controversy involved an unfortunate comment to a Vietnam vet. Coulter was unaware of the fact that he was disabled. The Vietnam vet said 90% of the mines that American soldiers stepped on in Vietnam were their own. This is not true; what he meant to say was that 90% of those mines' components were constructed from American duds, refuse, etc. Coulter thought his comment was funnily untrue, so she said, "No wonder you guys lost." At that point, she was permanently fired from MSNBC. She has also made questionable jokes implying casual racism against Muslims, particularly those of Middle Eastern descent. Ann Coulter is an intentionally divisive and provocative writer, so if people write uncomplimentary things about her you have to figure she had it coming. However, I also wish people would contribute more useful facts along with their opinions. For instance, you probably did not know Bill Clinton had a bent penis. And surprisingly, Ann Coulter (of all people) is closely related to that fact. Neocon: I just got done reading Ann Coulter's new book about the Church of Liberalism, and it totally reinforces the hatred I already had for all things liberal!
Liberal: I hate that bitch. She was a drag queen, she has an adam's apple, and she is the love child of Satan and Hitler. I hate her, oh, how I hate her. Crazy douchebag. |
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Winner, ten years in a row, of the largest adam's apple contest.
That Ann Coulter is better hung than a horse, and uglier.
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A wonderful, beautiful person who is called every name in the book because she doesn't give a shit about political correctness. She is thoughtful, well educated and not afraid to speak her mind. What people find most offensive about her is that she is not afraid to go after the sacred cows in this country that no one else will touch.
We could all use some Ann Coulter right about now, the bullshit is getting deep...
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Ann Coulter is a bit of a weird outspoken woman with a thyroid problem. However, regardless of political stance, she is extremely hilarious for her random outbursts at Democrats, 11 year old Socialists, extremist Muslims and lesbians. She probably might be writing the third part to Mein Kampf, of course with more humour than Hitler ever managed.
Most emo 11 year old liberals absolutely hate her because most of them have no sense of humour and are too busy listening to Anti-Flag and System of a Down to understand she isn't actually serious. Watch this definition get flamed by preteens who claim that ''u dunt onderzstand me I HAET BUSH ADN REPUKILCAINS DIE DIE BUSH DIE!!!11'' 1. "Dude, did you see that crazed rabid preteen America hating mob burning effigies of Ann Coulter?"
2. "When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes. |
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A woman who has the incredible ability to upset liberals simply by saying the stuff that all the other conservatives won't say for the sake of being politically correct.
Maybe the reason why all the liberals are so insensed is because Ann Coulter speaks the truth.
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1)an ingenious woman who has made presumably a lot of money by driving Liberals to the point of vapid insanity and babblings about how all Republicans are Hitler,without bothering to use any salient actual facts.2) a right wing firebrand who repetively proves that liberalism is insane by showcasing its continuance of funding the same programs over and over that dont work, and exposing the hypocrisy of the radical Leftists in America.3) Someone who makes Gloria Steinem look less intelligent than a retarded rock
Ann Coulter debated Al Franken, and made him look like a lapdog.
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One of the most outspoken and vilified conservatives alive, as demonstrated by the other entries about her. Ms Coulter is living proof that it is the liberals who can't stand "strong women".
It's easier to call Ann Coulter names than it is to actually think.
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