8 Reasons Why You Should or Shouldn’t Support Sarah Palin - You Decide
By Michael Lang on Sep 3, 2008 in Political Commentary
Sarah Palin – A Political Satire:
OK, let’s set the record straight concerning the qualifications of being ready to be a proverbial “heartbeat away from the Presidency.” Much has been written about her views on , , and and how thay will affect her abiltiy to lead. The fact of the matter is that she might just be the most qualified political candidate in our nation’s history.
Hard to believe? Let’s take a look…..
1. Putting Country First - Her membership in the Alaska Independence Party proves that she’s exactly the kind of leader America needs: the kind that will always put country first — even if that country happens to be The Republic of Alaska. Obama claims he loves America — but has he ever loved it enough to favor seceding from it? It’s called tough love, Senator. Look into it.
2. Independence - Sarah hates indicted Senator Ted Stevens, but raised money for him. She hates the "bridge to nowhere," but supported it. She wants to shatter Hillary’s glass ceiling, but wears t-shirts touting the size of her boobs. We’re dealing with an innovative politician; one who refuses to be categorized. Obama may call himself the candidate of "change," but Sarah Pailen’s (sp?) entire political life has been about saying one thing, and then doing another. Now that’s "change we can believe in."
3. Family Values - This is someone who’s not afraid to preach abstinence for your daughter, even though her own unmarried 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. This is someone who’s not afraid to hop on a plane from Texas to Alaska while she’s in premature labor. This is someone who’s not afraid to hit the campaign trail with a 5-month-old special needs baby. That’s what I call dedication to family. Obama, on the other hand? A Muslim.
4. Intellect - Yes, Sarah recently admitted that she didn’t know exactly what it was the Vice President did. Yes, she wants creationism taught in public schools. Yes, she doesn’t believe global warming is manmade. But I’d like to point out the fact that she wears glasses — and that’s not something dumb people generally do. Obama? No glasses.
5. Military Affairs - As Governor, Pollen (sp?) is authorized to deploy Alaska’s National Guard in times of emergency. And while the Guard’s Adjunct General admits that she plays no role in national defense, and isn’t briefed on military exercises, the fact is — she’s been photographed holding a machine gun, while Obama has yet to wield so much as a .38 for the cameras. When it comes to keeping me safe, that’s all I need to know.
6. Foreign Affairs - While Obama likes to take Middle East tours, meet with Europe’s leaders, and brag about his running mate being the foreign policy voice of the Senate, he can’t hold a candle to Palenn’s (sp?) understanding of today’s complex, dangerous world. Yes, Sarah admitted that she hadn’t paid much attention to the war in Iraq, but she knew enough to rightly call it a "task from God." Yes, she’s only left North America once in her life, but her experience as a local sportscaster gave her the ability to follow events as they unfold at lightning speed. And as Cindy McCain pointed out, while Barack Obama was sipping lattes in Cambridge Square, Sarah Pinkston (sp?) was staring down the barrel of Putin’s Kalashnikov — a one woman wall keeping America safe from invasion.
7. Restoring America’s Image - Who better than a former beauty queen to add some new luster to America’s battered image? Paylen (sp?) will take a proverbial can of Aqua Net to our nation’s unruly hair, and apply liberal (no pun intended) amounts of blush to Lady Liberty’s cheekbones. In a word, she’ll dazzle the world with her charm and style. Even the most anti-Western extremists will melt when they see the People and Vanity Fair spreads of Sarah warming her fur-lined extremities over burning science textbooks. And how would Obama restore our leadership in the world? The question we should be asking is: why does he only have two children, while Sarah has at least twice that number? What does Senator Obama have against America’s children?
8. Her Soul - In one 15-minute meeting, and one follow-up phone call, John McCain was able to determine that Sarah was more than his running mate — she was his "soul mate." Not only that, but that she was more qualified to be a heartbeat away from the Oval Office than any Republican on earth. Yes, this is a testament to the power and quickness of McCain’s decision making. But it’s also a testament to the power of Sarah Payton’s (sp?) soul. As a Muslim, it’s not even clear that Obama has a soul.
So is Sarah Pillston (sp?) qualified to be Vice President? To be one bad biopsy away from being the most powerful human being on earth? To lead America back to prominence and prosperity, while keeping us safe from a world of ever-changing threats?
In her own words: "Yup…yup."
The Lang Report is grateful to Seth Grahame-Smith for providing the content of this article. He is the founder of HomelandApology.org
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19 Comment(s)
By Robert Holmes on Sep 4, 2008 | Reply
Ok lets look at each of your points:
Sarah has been on McCain’s A list from the begining… as was Romney et al. Her accomplishments in Alaska are well documented… her 80% approval rating (compared to Biden’s 8%) was looked at. Sarah Pailen was well vetted by McCain. As for Obama and a soul… here is a man who worked closely with Bill Ayers, a terrorist. Here is a man who is trying to sue Television Stations so they do not play an anti-obama ad that links him to Bill Ayers. Here is a man who tells isreali’s that isreal should remain whole.. and then tells Pakistan that they should have part of isreal too.
1) Sarah has already shown documentation that she has been a registered republican her entire voting career. It was her husband who belonged to the Alaskan Independance Party… and that was when he was in his early to mid 20’s.
2) Sarah thanked washington for the money for the bridge to nowhere… and then said.. thank you but no thank you. If we want to build a bridge in alaska.. we will build it ourselves… and spent the money on needed items not fluff.
3) We tell our kids not to drink… they do. We tell our kids not to smoke… they do. We tell our kids to be home by 10pm.. they show up at 11pm. Kids get into messes… no matter what the parent tries to instill in them. Yes, her daughter is pregnant. However, she is taking responsibility for the pregnancy and so is her boyfriend… not what i can say for someone who goes out having sex, gets pregnant then cleans it up in a doctor’s office.
4) Several top scientists have stated they are unsure if the impact of man has had as major a role in global warming as first expected. Why not teach a varying view on the origins of life in schools… should we only teach one side of history? Should we only teach 1 form of psychology? Or only 1 view of sociology? Should our classes be so one sided as to produce drones? Children are smarter than you give credit… and they will form their own views when presented with all information from all sides of the issue.
5) Umm… Im not even sure what you are trying to say here. But let me clear on this… she is the govenor of a state and thus the security of the state and it’s people fall on her shoulders. Also, she is a member of the NRA… so a photo of her toting a machine gun really isnt all that spectacular.
6) And all the while Obama states that he voted against the war… a contention he has continued to spout. Now that seems funny since the war was voted on and began BEFORE Obama entered the US Senate. Last I knew… the Ill. Senate doesnt vote on wars… and Obama more than likely would have voted… PRESENT.
7) Restoring America’s image. Well, she certainly didnt use blush and eye make up to clean up the corruption in Alaska did she? She certainly didnt spew liberal amounts of hairspray when she demanded a trooper be fired… oh thats right.. you libs hold that against her.. never mentioning that this trooper was accused of tasering his 10 year old step child, beating her father in law, and abuse of his wife… US Magazine even failed to mention that.
So… now that we have the facts and not the rhetoric… can we still sit here and bash Sarah Pailen much like a 2 year old would in a contest of who’s father can beat up who…?
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