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God Beats the Rap as Judge Throws Out Lawsuit….for now!

A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator’s lawsuit against [tag]God[/tag], saying the Almighty wasn’t properly served due to his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God.

STATE SENATOR ERNIE CHAMBERSHe said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants."

Chambers has said he filed the lawsuit to make the point that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they are rich or poor.

On Tuesday, however, Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk ruled that under state law a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a lawsuit to move forward.

"Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Polk wrote.

Chambers, who graduated from law school but never took the bar exam, thinks he’s found a hole in the judge’s ruling.

"The court itself acknowledges the existence of God," Chambers said Wednesday. "A consequence of that acknowledgment is a recognition of God’s omniscience."

Therefore, Chambers said, "Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit."

Chambers, who has served a record 38 years in the Nebraska Legislature, is not returning next year because of term limits. He skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians.

Chambers has 30 days to decide whether to appeal. He said he hasn’t decided yet. While some have called the lawsuit a political “stunt,” the Senator refutes those accusations, stating, “we all have to answer to somebody…..even God.”

AROUND the BLOGOSPHERE:

Lawsuit Against God Is Over?? – A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator’s lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn’t properly served due to his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction …

Lawsuit Against God Thrown Out on Technicality – A lawsuit brought against God by a Nebraska state senator has been thrown out on a technicality – the senator couldn’t show that he had properly served court papers on the defendant. Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God in September 2007, …

God Wills Judge to Dismiss Lawsuit – The court, Mr Chambers said, had acknowledged the existence of God and "a consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God’s omniscience". "Since God knows everything," he reasoned, "God has notice of this lawsuit." …

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