JESUS for SALE - Come and Get Your Very Own "Sand of Christ".

I kid you not! Bend over and let the lovers of Jesus stick it right up you ass so that you’ll know that “HE” lives IN YOU.

What is the Sand of Christ you ask?

The Sand of Christ is a keepsake that has been blessed and made holy by an ordained minister. It is a vial of sand that has been filtered, cleaned and purified, then anointed and blessed through a long and expensive process. The vial is secured in a waterproof metal capsule that has been highly polished by hand. Each one has the cross laser engraved.

To the readers of The Lang Report…this is not a joke! This is a real product that a group of hypocritical religious wing-nuts are marketing on the Internet for only $29.99 plus $4.99 S&H.

Below is more of their marketing dribble

Clearly, we do not make any false promises of magical healing or far-fetched claims. However, Sand of Christ is not a gimmick. Each one is GUARANTEED to be blessed and made holy. As such, we know that each and every one carries the positive power of Christ within its contents.

As a person of faith, nothing is more important than your bond with the Lord. Unfortunately, far too many of us don't spend enough time with Christ. Whether you need a big boost of faith or simply wish to strengthen your relationship with the Lord, Sand of Christ will help you.

Every single hand-made Sand of Christ vial has been blessed and made holy by a specially trained ordained minister. The prayer process is long, but each one is truly a gift from God. Wear it, keep it with you, be proud and never be short on time with Christ again! 

Sometimes I am driven to ask if these people are for real and also if they have any shame. 

But I already know the answer….and you do too!

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